A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
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doing things
Things need to be done
Done with things
more things come up
Quits things
things trying to find you
Things overwhelming you
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declaration-of-indesupendence:
I played tumblr on my piano in the key of C.
omfg it sounds so accurate i’m cry
its just like ‘happy, happy, hap- shit’
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If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
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…that was unexpected.
oh man this is great
I know what you probably think it is
IT’S NOT THAT
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mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
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